When I go to Guitar Center and spend way too much money, I know how to put out that fire with the wife. I just head down the road a couple minutes and pick up a ‘Hot and Jazzy’ from the Yummy! Been married for over 30 years. In the course of those decades I have developed a method that works better than asking for forgiveness! Here is my technique: First, bring in the Hot and Jazzy and tell her that “you were passing by a Cafe Yumm and thought of her”! It’s a total lie and yes, you should feel bad about it but, it was such a sweet deal on the guitar you have always wanted so guilty yes, feeling guilty not really! While she is pigging on the soup, wait for the spices to hit and when she starts choking from all that heat, bolt out to the car, grab the object of guilt and shame, scurry like the rat you are, back into the house, up the stairs, into the closet with the new mistress you recently gave up your happy marriage for (the guitar 🤭), down to the kitchen to quickly fill up her water and get it in her before she passes out! Mission Accomplished! Not if but when she finds the new guitar simply explain that you have had that guitar for months now, even before you got chewed out the last time for your frivolous frugality! She will look confused for a second. That is your opportunity! Ask her at that exact moment if she is hungry. It’s the perfect dodge! Hopefully she’s not reading this! In short, the food is so good here your spouse will even forgive your transgressions while under the broth’s spell!
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When I go to Guitar Center and spend way too much money, I know how to put out that fire with the wife. I just head down the road a couple minutes and pick up a ‘Hot and Jazzy’ from the Yummy! Been married for over 30 years. In the course of those decades I have developed a method that works better than asking for forgiveness! Here is my technique: First, bring in the Hot and Jazzy and tell her that “you were passing by a Cafe Yumm and thought of her”! It’s a total lie and yes, you should feel bad about it but, it was such a sweet deal on the guitar you have always wanted so guilty yes, feeling guilty not really! While she is pigging on the soup, wait for the spices to hit and when she starts choking from all that heat, bolt out to the car, grab the object of guilt and shame, scurry like the rat you are, back into the house, up the stairs, into the closet with the new mistress you recently gave up your happy marriage for (the guitar 🤭), down to the kitchen to quickly fill up her water and get it in her before she passes out! Mission Accomplished! Not if but when she finds the new guitar simply explain that you have had that guitar for months now, even before you got chewed out the last time for your frivolous frugality! She will look confused for a second. That is your opportunity! Ask her at that exact moment if she is hungry. It’s the perfect dodge! Hopefully she’s not reading this! In short, the food is so good here your spouse will even forgive your transgressions while under the broth’s spell!
Cafe Yum has been a lifesaver for my family. It's very hard to find something my grandma can eat that is healthy after her chemo treatments. She loves yum bowls. This location is right next to her doctor's office. We eat here several days a week. Always fast and delicious. Kinda on the small size. I get a medium smoky and the rest of the family loves the original the best. Hot and jazzy is another good bowl. It's about 35 for 3 people.
Cafe Yum has been a lifesaver for my family. It's very hard to find something my grandma can eat that is healthy after her chemo treatments. She loves yum bowls. This location is right next to her doctor's office. We eat here several days a week. Always fast and delicious. Kinda on the small size. I get a medium smoky and the rest of the family loves the original the best. Hot and jazzy is another good bowl. It's about 35 for 3 people.
I can’t say enough good things about Cafe Yumm! The food is consistently excellent—high quality, fresh ingredients, always served warm, and full of flavor. I usually customize my order slightly, and unlike many fast-casual places, they’ve never gotten it wrong, which says a lot these days. My only minor drawback is that prices are a bit on the higher side, but the quality and reliability make it well worth it. Highly recommend!